care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.

The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016

bear market things

The open decline of mental health across participants in a financial market that is trending down.

Characterised by greasy, half naked men seductively dancing in an underground car park.

"Did you see Gabriel Haines twerking? I gagged."

"Yeah man, just bear market things."

by NOTsneak June 7, 2022

Raining Polar Bears

It's the same as "raining cats and dogs" but in the winter.

Better stay inside, it's raining polar bears.

by kistnus May 4, 2014

teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015

Gummy Bear Sundae

When a man nuts inside a woman and continues to fuck her until she herself orgasms. Then the man must pull out and plug her flaps with a bottle of whipping cream, and releases it inside the pussy. He then must add an assortment of toppings, which include: sprinkles, miniature marshmellows, chocolate and strawberry sauce, one single pitted cherry, and gummy bears. The man upon the completion of the meal, must consume the confection in one single mouthful while in the 69 position.

Person 1: yo, bro, did you fuck that girl from the bar?
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly

by WhereHaveYouJon January 5, 2019

Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009

mexican poo bear

When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.

I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!

by Tman202020 January 19, 2023