Phuk bag

some hoe who is a complete retard and doesn't

know anything about what they're talking about, takes a hit

from a joint or blunt and slobbers all over it and leaves it

all wet for the next person, while carrying

a bag full of std's!

I made fun of this phuk bag.

Oh my god this phuk bag is carrying a bag(i wonder whats
in there).

Look at this phuk bag and his sack.

by Devin Mathews July 28, 2010

bag ugly

A term used to describe someone who is so pitifully ugly that it detriments society as a whole and they should cover their face with a bag.

Ryan: Evan, would you agree that the vast majority of people on Jerry Springer are ugly?

Evan: I agree, they are all very unpleasant to look at. I would even venture to say that they are bag ugly.

Ryan: Agreed

by rags2ritch January 22, 2011

bag of bollocks

something unsatisfactory. See also bag of shit

That car is a right bag of bollocks

by Miss Mish November 3, 2007

gravel bag

Gravel bag is a crude term for a females genitals, replacing words such as cunt or pussy.

You dirty gravel bag,
Shake your gravel bags,
It smells like a sweaty gravel bag.

by Richard Lovelock April 22, 2008

Bag Wipe

A "Refreshing Towelette" like you might receive with an order of KFC with the words "Bag Wipe" displayed on the packaging.

The "Bag Wipe" is used for soothing or cooling one's hot and sticky testicles.

I ran three blocks to get crammed into a city bus during rush hour. My sweaty Nut-Sack was firmly stuck to my thigh. I pulled out a "Bag Wipe" and proceeded to "freshen up" in front of the horrified on-lookers.

by Knut Sack August 4, 2007

dooky bag

Years ago, when a child was leaving their grandparents home, they were given a bag of goodies, candy, cookies etc and it was referred to as a dooky bag.

Take home this dooky bag with you and eat it after your parents tell you that you can.

by princess1322 March 9, 2011

Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

by nataSdoG September 24, 2011