Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024

the half of it

the most important part or aspect of something.

"you don't know the half of it"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.

My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.

by Giggles555 December 24, 2017

A stroke and a half

When something is very extra or takes extra effort.

Wow charlie, that was a stroke and a half to get done.

by NiqqerCunt November 06, 2018

Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it

A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him

by I give half a shit July 02, 2020

Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.

by JettaC January 16, 2011

half-first cousin-uncle

Parent's male half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019