Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

s, eggs and e

A code way of saying sex (literally it)

keep your voice down, we don't want the teacher hearing our s, eggs and e stories

by uwu rawrq April 14, 2022

Egg Pie

Something that sounds very unpleasant... leaving ay bad look on your face

She got an egg pie for being ay trick bitch!
Maybe next she’ll order HUMBLE... if

by ShovieGroovy May 15, 2021

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

Egg

Some guy on the tank fish server who wanted to be part of the dictionary for some reason

Egg : egg

by Wanglong_retardusleRetardus March 9, 2022

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021