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Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
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Zero Toes

Being unaware of your surroundings and acting in a manner that makes you loose in character; not paying attention to any potential risks or consequences that may occur.
Character 1: Dude that guys is so stupid, he literally sold drugs to a police officer.

Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!
by LordEvull September 19, 2025
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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
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toe sza

an artist who's your ride or die like how sza is to @slaymama21
"jane remover is a khia"

"ntm on her that's my toe sza"
by ferreirarocher January 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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Jew toe

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!
by JewishFucker February 9, 2025
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toes

let me lick your toes
by toetickler68 February 12, 2025
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