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given a riesen 

When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonerginity, let's call this person Satchewski. You proceed to smoke the usual amount with your friends, but forget about the lightweight in the room who gets completely blasted. You and your friends are trying to have a conversation, but Satchewski keeps interupting with unintelligible stoner babble, so you give him a chocolate, preferably a riesen(so it takes longer to eat).

It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.
When smoking pot with a lightweight, always remember to bring some chocolates, just in case they need to be "given a riesen."
given a riesen by Jholl May 15, 2006
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mobbed a rum'un

A phrase from the Norfolk dialect used to describe when somone has made a lot of fuss.
"stop crockin boi yer mobbed a rum'un over nufin an you got evryone else all a puckaterry"
mobbed a rum'un by king slop August 26, 2007
Related Words
a-rab A.R.B. A rap A reece A Racist a random A-rock A&R A real man A real one

Riding a river of game on a boat of swag 

when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex
Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.

you are a retarded 

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.
Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao
you are a retarded by Remi1001 April 18, 2018
A term used by minors to describe asking an adult to purchase them alchohol.
ex. Man we need to go get a run before the party.
a run by RyanB May 6, 2006

Having a row with the maggot 

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.
Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

Blow me a raspberry 

Having sex with a girl on her period then having her give you a blow job.
Yo, I just made that girl blow me a raspberry.