A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
by JD09 March 15, 2007
A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
by Ben December 08, 2003
Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"
This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.
This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.
"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"
"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"
"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"
by Geralt the White Wolf May 19, 2021
Sally: Want to have a threesome?
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl
Bob: That's some gay shit
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl
Bob: That's some gay shit
by MrBeaches February 24, 2018
A sexual gesture made using two fingers on one hand. Used as a pulling tactic particularly by students. Can be dangerous when used in clubs, as others (generally males) seem to think the two fingers have another meaning.
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.
Typically one who remains abstinent.
Typically one who remains abstinent.
Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
by Nash Carlton January 17, 2017