two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.
Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.
by FatFatChubbyCat January 21, 2020
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National suck boob day

National suck boob day is when a girl chooses any boy to go in a secret place and then they will suck her boobs
Hey have you picked a boy to suck your boobs yet
No what is it

National suck boob day is when you can pick a boy to suck your boobs anywhere and anytime and for how long u want

I’m going to tell my boyfriend about that now
by Jackostar January 06, 2021
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suck the man out of the boat

to suck the clit from the lips of a cunt.
She loves it when i suck the man out of the boat.
by green shit July 06, 2006
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National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th
girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
by justahomiev.2 June 26, 2019
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sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
by jobsworth February 15, 2005
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National Suck Dick Day

When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
by Pmekacca April 20, 2018
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sucks to your ass-mar

a phrase that originated from the book, the lord of the flies, which you say when someone is complaining or whining.
audrey: "god! i want a freakin lollipop!!"

sarah: "sucks to your ass-mar!!"
by spaztic555 August 18, 2008
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