Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

Two-thousand-and-late

Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"

This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.

"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"

"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"

by Geralt the White Wolf May 19, 2021

two wata folk

when you go to the store and ask fot two free water

i went to whatabuger and put down my window and said TWO WATA FOLK!

by JD09 March 15, 2007

Two guys one girl

Some shit only lowkey gay niggas agree to.

Sally: Want to have a threesome?
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl

Bob: That's some gay shit

by MrBeaches February 25, 2018

Two Fingers Like A Player

A sexual gesture made using two fingers on one hand. Used as a pulling tactic particularly by students. Can be dangerous when used in clubs, as others (generally males) seem to think the two fingers have another meaning.

Si gave the girl two fingers like a player...

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

two bite brownie

when a man or woman is engaged in sexual intercoarse and one takes a long shit and the other takes two bites of it.

Alex was having sex with Jason yesterday and Jason received a two bite brownie from Alex and enjoyed it; that damn Dutch bag.

by manic-burner December 24, 2007

Two Pump Dump

One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.

Typically one who remains abstinent.

Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"

by Nash Carlton January 16, 2017