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Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017
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permission to dance

"we dont need permission to dance" a line by BTS's song 'permission to dance', which means nothing can ever stop you from dancing even if seokjin says dont dance super tuna, why? because we dont need permission to dance
JIN created a new post ! : no guys dont dance super tuna... bu we dont need permission to dance, right?
by minstradamusd December 16, 2021
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jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time
"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"
by Word_4_word September 21, 2016
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Dance clip

A type of clip commonly found in a game called "JToH" on Roblox

Its done by facing a wall saying "/e dance2" in the chat and turning on "Shiftlock"
Kowny : Do a dance clip to skip this floor
Laugher145 : Ok
by ChomikIceCream March 16, 2024
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one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.
I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.
by Nachtein February 14, 2012
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Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.
When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.
by MegzMaree June 11, 2024
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Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.
Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 4, 2020
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