cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 7, 2006

cunting

to be absolutely horrible at the sport of racquet ball

Did you see that guy at the racquet ball courts today? He was really cunting it up!

by claydouche December 18, 2008

cunt sniper

Person/Persons who, using a chosen vantage point, observe women, usually in pubs/clubs, waiting for an opportune moment to "chat them up" or "go in for the kill", as some have called it.

Sometimes called 'Pussy Sniper'

(John & Adam observing David)

John: He gets so many women, how does he do it?

Adam: He's a 'Cunt Sniper'. He waits for an opportunity, then goes in for the kill.

by Todorov2 February 7, 2010

Spotty Cunt

A piece of shit fella that's got more spots on his forehead than a spastic cheetah.

That faggot is a proper spotty cunt like look at that trim.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

jungle cunt

Someone who has a lot of hair down their and is a cunt

my ex is a jungle cunt

by The Word Of God November 30, 2013

Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety

Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie

by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013

Cunt Pox

Proper Noun- A vanereal disorder that be caused from an abundant amount of causes. Ranging from viral Infections, razor burn, STD’s and allergic reactions. Usually look like It’s sister “chicken pox” but should be considered more contagious. Open blisters, puss filled blistered or scabby sores in a poke-a-dot pattern, are all signs. Extremely painful, itchy and uncomfortable. Must handle those infected with extreme caution because you don’t know their exact origination. Keep kids and your penis clear until cleared. If not cleared up by 48 you should contact your personal physician.

Tricia: Did you see Crystal’s vagina it looked like she has a case of Cunt Pox.

by XxTwooxX November 6, 2018