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hit and run journalism

Reporting on a fake story the lying about it.
by Sexydimma September 22, 2022
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Hit and Run

Having sex with a girl than disappearing, never to be seen again.
I met up with this girl I met on tinder but didn’t have any condoms so I had to hit and run.
by anonymous December 9, 2023
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A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.
You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.
by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"
by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025
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one hit wonder

To have terrible sex on the first night and never talk again
We had sex and she turned out to be a one hit wonder so I blocked her.
by Da9dawg June 24, 2022
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hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
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