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It's what your mom does and the reason she's been buying you so much New things
Your mom: I do porn so we can have nice things
by Ur mom 55 September 11, 2022
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porn mouth

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
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down porning

When it opens up and down pours and you feel the need to watch porn.
I was downloading porn during the downpour last Sunday, down porning!
by Angelic Kaye August 19, 2022
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Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"
by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020
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carnivalistic porn

clown porn and all associated circustrial porn styles and/or themes
every night i sit in the basement of my mother's house enjoying the viewing of carnivalistic porn
by martians ass December 4, 2019
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Porn

I already know what you want so ima just make u horny... i want you to touch me i want you to play with my pussy dont stop kiss me lick my pussy cum on me and fuck me daddy. I want you to do whatever you want to me and my body i love when u touch me daddy and u finger me and when i tell u to stop i want u to speed up and when i tell u to keep going i want you to stop and make me beg for u
Porn is a video but idk
by Lizard is not allowed December 20, 2020
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porn junkie

A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"
Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!
by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 8, 2023
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