by MyWay6375 October 10, 2018

by niceoin February 18, 2014

The feeling that you have an unfinished hot beverage getting cold somewhere, despite the fact that you have already finished it.
by The Muesli Camel June 9, 2020

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.
M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
by Metalbish February 7, 2022

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea
This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.
This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.
Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”
Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”
Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”
by Kironigmo January 5, 2022

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.
Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.
Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.
by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011
