Go commit Stan Uris takes a bath

How to tell someone to die in It fandom language

James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys

Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.

by Carter uwu November 11, 2019

i wanna take a pic with cardi b

taking a pic wiht cardi b

Lucas: You need to get your grades up to play football, John.
Bill: Yeah, we need you for football.
John: i wanna take a pic with cardi b

by i wanna take a pic with cardib May 19, 2022

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009

STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you

Acronyms for Shut The Fuck Up, Get The Fuck Out and take your fail(ure) with you. Usually said after somebody ruined a serious discussion with something completely unnecessary, or said something stupid with false information.

poster 1: Can any one give me a link to urban dictionary?
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.

by delta1238 April 9, 2008

Take Mrs. Gloop down to the fudge room

To catch a poop

Be right back dude, I gotta take Mrs. Gloop down to the fudge room.

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

National Take a Picture/Video of Matthew Day

This day proceeded to happen 5-7 times a week. On this date get out your cameras and phones and take videos and pictures of your local Matthew

Pop out your phone it’s “national take a picture/video of Matthew day”

by DictionaryShit April 8, 2019

National take jason to work with you day

Take your boyfriend jason to work with you on December 19th

Tomorrow take your boyfriend to work with you because its National take jason to work with you day

by vonnx December 18, 2021