fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004

Peppitt syndrome

An social infliction targeting unseasonable characters. Most likely virgins starving for attention. This character will lie and decieve to convince listeners of his sexual prowess. Most likely sexual encounters will be in exclusive locations with models or equally attractive 'women'. Any collabrative witnesses have yet to be sourced. In short, a doosh

'Hey man i was working at that fashion launch the other evening and i totally nailed this smokin model in the broom closet'. Warning: Almost definately a lie. Peppitt Syndrome finds another victim

by Hi Oscar August 21, 2009

Asperger's Syndrome

Asperger's syndrome is a disease that is a mild variant of autism. "Aspies" tend to have the same social, organizational, and sensory difficulties as other autistic individuals, but their intelligence, communication and developmental abilities are not as affected by their disease as their peers. They also may exibit the same symptoms as their peers with ADD or ADHD (concentration, tendency to create errors due to speed, etc). Many adults that were simply "daydreamers" are now believed or known to be diagnosed with this disease. Many are NOT emotionally disturbed and may go on to lead sucessful (college, job, family, independant) lives.

Some of the greatest human minds are believed to be autistic; Albert Einstien and Thomas Edison are among them. Asperger's syndrome also affects the lives of many non-famous people.

by Jessica B April 9, 2006

Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

muppet syndrome

The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.

Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.

I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.

by The Other Greg June 15, 2006

msn syndrome

The condition when a lack of speech emphasis in an online conversation leads to confusion and misunderstanding which usually results in an argument.

Possible examples where msn syndrome may come into affect
"That was really funny" Funny haha, or sarcastic retort?
"That top really suited you" Genuine fashion kudos or friendly banter?

by Nickroberts November 15, 2007

Sharkeisha Syndrome

The negative outlook that there will never be a fight video that will top the Sharkeisha attack. 1 in 4 white males suffer from this syndrome.

Charles: Let's go to World Star and watch some fuckery.

Bob: Eh. I'm just not into them anymore. I think I am suffering from Sharkeisha Syndrome.

by Maxwell Hauser January 8, 2014