Punch the Fairy

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy
by Killer Chimera Queen April 15, 2019
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Ass Punch

Oh, man, that ass punch almost made me cum!
by 69's the best June 10, 2017
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Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.
He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?
by The polish plummer May 21, 2024
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Gunther punch

The act of punching someone in the trans-scrotal-rectal area. Also known as the taint. Generally followed by a loud exclamation of surprise and/or pain from the recipient.
He was being a dick, so when he went up the ladder, I gave him the good old gunther punch.
by International Barfighter April 18, 2010
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Frost Punch

When your fisting a guy (BF or gay partner) and he cums, and you continue fisting him so the cum goes inside him.
Dude 1: Yo, I frost punched this dude!
Dude 2: Fuck man! That's gross!
Dude 1: Hell nah, it was awesome!
by Prof.Bleach September 04, 2016
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punch move

The act of using someone for something then leaving them.
Girl did you heard that Ashley was punch moved by Michael after he got it on the first night.
by Chocolate Foxx March 23, 2018
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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