Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.
I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy
by donniecakes October 15, 2010
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Punch and Judy Show

When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’
I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 02, 2017
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toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?
by Jalopy December 23, 2022
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cyber punch

To punch someone technologically.
“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”
by jj2024 June 23, 2024
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Elbow Punch

A punch directed at another's elbow. Several consecutive punches in the elbow could hurt for days.

When you are backwards pushed or are humiliated in any other way, the best way to get your attacker back is by Elbow Punching the salad out of them.

Contact the nerve in the elbow, or the "funny bone", and the person being elbow punched will immediately crap their pants from the pain.
"I got elbow punched yesterday."
"Was it bad?"
"I pooped dude... I pooped."
by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010
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Circle punch

When a group of people form a circle around a person who deserves to be punished and as a team, punch that trapped person repeatedly.
That was a stupid move Emily, don’t make the family circle punch you.
by J Fam July 15, 2023
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