Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021
Get the Pretty Pig mug.He's a pig farmer - he waits until all the hot chicks leave the bar so he can pick up a thicc one to take home.
by ThiccFarmer June 22, 2022
Get the pig farmer mug.pigs are horrible creatures that may appear to be innocent but in reality they are the evil messengers of the horrible hostile quagga. just like the move people, pigs are here to cause harm and destroy society. pigs hate boars and the fungus because in ancient society, Fungus the Second helped the boars escape the torture of the higher class pigs. you must not let yourself be cursed by pigs or else hostile quagga will infect your life and cause havoc on not you but also everyone else you love. pig propaganda is everywhere, shows like peppa pig are a prime example. you have to be careful. if you find yourself under this curse, you must pray to The Gaming Fungus and Boar that the curse will be lifted and they will come and rescue you back into a life of bliss. shun pigs and shun hostile quagga.
Normie 1: my favorite animals are pigs
Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!
Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!
Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!
Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!
Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
by fungusfollower2 April 25, 2022
Get the pig mug.by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010
Get the shirt pigs mug.an entitled, usually fat scumbag of a police officer who abuses his status of being in a police union. u may catch him killing an unarmed citizen, not being indicted for murder, and being tranferred to another precinct and never being held accountable for his actions.
Daniel Pantaleo is a discraceful union pig who should have been indicted on murder, got paid for doing nothing for a few year before he got fired and now has the audacity to sue the nypd to get his job back.
by T sWiFtY September 2, 2020
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