Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

Femboy Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.

That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Femboy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025

Joshua Block

A popular TikTok creator who happens to be an alcoholic and autistic. He resides in New York City. He is often seen having “Crashouts” where he runs around chasing people, yelling, screaming, even kicking and spitting. He is often triggered by the word, “Put the Fries in the bag” by white unemployed guys.

Guy 1: Hey Joshua Block, put the fries in the bag!
Josh: I ONLY MAKE 400 GRAND A YEAR BITCH! FUCK YOU!

by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers June 5, 2025

wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

by xyz1999 October 1, 2020

SH-Block

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.

"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"

by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018

getting blocked

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.

- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."

by jakeyisop April 25, 2025

Cock block

Chaney

Chaney is a cock block

by Me and other people December 31, 2018