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Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.
Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
Pre Nut Haze by DopeVision April 5, 2022
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VAMPSHIRE NUT 

VERB:

When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby
Setting: Afterlife

Tony appears in a puff of smoke

Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."

Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"
VAMPSHIRE NUT by Vampshire June 30, 2022

Brain Nut 

When you and your homie are mentally and physically intimate and you both climax at the same time while your mental connections are in tune. Causing the ultimate climax of the mind and body.
Seeing Brandon Herrera & Eli brain nut together was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!
Brain Nut by UnsubscribePodcast September 14, 2022
A man who constantly shows off his expensive things, but in reality it's all credit card debt - like showing off a big bulge that is all nut and no dick.
Wow, did you see Jimmy's just bought a new Tesla?

Haha, Jimmy's all nut man.
All Nut by All Nut Man October 18, 2022

Shifty Nut 

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
Shifty Nut by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023

Pine nut 

Used as a way to describe a rare and valuable thing/finding, sometimes used to refer to pets/people in a sweet way
Proper pine nut that!”

“Hey, seen my new bike?”
“Yeah man! Absolute pine nut!”
Pine nut by Tuudidoo May 1, 2023