Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Michael DeSousa

absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma

normal human: he is literally god

Michael Desousa- cool guy

by JJ Swags May 28, 2019

michael raccson

That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.

Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!

Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**

by Raccald trump May 29, 2019

Michael Rouse

A really fun, kind and care free person (in a good way). he is always there to cheer you up, an amazing soccer with hella good thunder thighs;) and really friken attractive, amazing body and an amazing person.

there’s Michael Rouse wow his thunder thighs are impressive

by dara berger August 28, 2019

michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin

yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9

by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019

Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome

i'm the michael's army

by is already taken October 4, 2019

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019