by Geoffrey Giraffe February 19, 2025

by Copping mad May 3, 2018

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020

by BARBARAH January 6, 2022

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.
"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"
*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"
"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick
"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."
*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"
"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick
"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."
by RealSkuff April 4, 2024

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

A long-awaited collaboration from the creators of Mad Men and Breaking Bad - Matthew Weiner and Vince Gilligan. Millions of homebound fans, desperate for a new binge, are hoping TV history will be made.
Don Draper sees the writing on the wall - a third of the storefronts on Madison Avenue are vacant. Realizing that in Covid-depressed America there is not much left to advertise, not much to buy and little reason to buy it, he goes in search of Jesse Pinkman, and the temptation of Breaking Mad.
by Monkey's Dad December 27, 2020
