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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
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gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!
Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!
by Si22 October 3, 2006
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stunna hair

Hair that is large, typically teased, or made into some form of "fo hawk" sometimes slicked back, but without being tight to the head. the use of excessive amounts of hairspray needed to create stunna hair.
wild, bed head look, but with effort put into it creates the perfect stunna hair.
by LO brenning July 24, 2007
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hair sprizzled

Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.
Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"
by G Buck November 2, 2007
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skunkk hair

a hairstyle used by mostly "scene kids, especially girls. It is usually self-cut short hair that consist of at least two colors. the back is spiked up and hair is parted with some covering face.
"omg that girl has skunkk hair!"
by twiggy & cyn September 15, 2007
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pull-back hair

A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.
by Haabas October 25, 2007
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Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.
"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."
by MarilynMM December 24, 2007
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