Countin' Time

The time of day when the clock reads 12:34. See also, pi time.

"Hey, what time is it?"

"Check it out, it's countin' time."

by kara123125 March 28, 2010

Quota Time

The time in which police officers pull over lots of people and write up lots of tickets or make arrests because their police quota for the month is coming up soon.

Guys, we can't pick up over there. It's quota time and the pigs are swarming the area.

by Sharp Kink November 29, 2010

bulk time

the time, frequently used as a punishment, that a man must spend with his significant other, without anyone else present, especially his male companions, due to too an inordinate imbalance in the favor of activities that don't involve him being bitched at
NOTE: women will not respond well to a man referring to this; they find "date night" far more agreeable.

Hey man, wanna wang out tonight?

Nah bro, can't.

Bummer, why not?

Dude, bulk time on the docket.

Sucks, why?

Drunk logic last night.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010

time shitter

someone who shits away time....

"Dude, stop time shitting! You're supposed to be studying!"
"Spending time on the the b9 board is not time shitting! And look at you. You're the time shitter, playing games all day. At least i am laughing my ass away."

by los urbanos December 9, 2009

Tent Time

A private place, usually a tent, where one can perform evil deeds in relative privacy. Commonly used by pornographers or people who are geeking in order to hide illicit materials from others who may covet them.

Yo man, Dave was geeking so he took his stash for some quality tent time.

by A. Friend September 7, 2006

courtesy time

the appropriate time and privacy needed to go number two.

Hey, perhaps I could meet you in the lobby, I need some courtesy time.
-OR-
PU, you stink, why don't I turn up the music & light a match...you seem to need some courtesy time.

by Effin Jane December 28, 2008

migration time

migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.

Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.

by scottoff November 7, 2007