Fortnite

A useless piece of garbage that everyone under the age of 8 plays

John: lEtS pLaY fOrTnItE
Albert Einstein: Lets play an actual game for intellectuals like Minecraft

by BigChinchilla September 11, 2019

fortnite bush

Adrian lane the bushy Bruno mars

Omg have u seen this (bush camper) omg he’s such and Adrian lane Afro man (fortnite bush)

by John penguin the knacker April 1, 2018

Fortnite

A game played by only the strongest men. Girls usually get really salty when the guy they like is busy playing it other than texting them back. But chances are they do not like her. And she knows that so she talks bad about it on her story to try and get him to realize something that is not true.

Girl: oh my god Tommy won’t message me back because he’s playing fortnitr

Guy: chill out he doesn’t like you he only likes fortnite

by bmax03 March 31, 2018

Fortnite

Something a boy who's name starts with a G does, and apparently is embarrassed about. This man will lie to his girlfriend (or ex girlfriend) about what he's really doing. Hope you are full from that long dinner, cause u just lost ur chocolate cake. Go Fortnite!

Fortnite just made him lose his gal.

by hhhlaxboymymomdrivesaminivan May 14, 2018

Fortnite

The greatest game in history and girls should play it its actually fun.

man: I luv fortnite as much as my gf

by SHA_GUUD May 14, 2018

Fortnite

the reason why you are failing all your class.

You get a 10 on your test cause you were to busy playing fortnite.

by Fortnut May 14, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is the most gay game that has ever been made. It's a shitty copy of PUBG wich is a far more better game.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.

~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.

Daniel: Hey, wanna get online and play some fortnite?!
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.

Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.

by SIX-TEN March 22, 2018