David Mckale

Practically A God/best man alive.

David Mckale is the best man alive and practically a god.

by Da-fish November 21, 2021

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David Finance

The perfect lawyer

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU

by Davifinase June 17, 2024

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David

The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them

Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David

by Pine3061 October 4, 2021

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David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.

Gus loves David Mendez very much.

by Gustave May 16, 2019

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the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.

David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!

by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019

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David

David has a big dick he is a good kisser he is always hard he like to have sex with his girlfriend if you know a person named David or next to one ask him

Dam David you have a big boner aka boner boy for live

by Bigdavid01650 November 22, 2021

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