CHEMO CUT

WHEN YOU GET A REAL SHORT HAIRCUT THAT YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING.

DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?
YES, I TOLD HER JUST A TRIM BUT SHE GAVE ME A CHEMO CUT

by JBCARLSBAD June 7, 2019

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014