Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.

"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)

Christian by subbst June 9, 2024

Christianity 

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.

Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.

Christianity by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024

Christianity

The truth

Christianity is the true religion because it teaches salvation through Jesus Christ, God’s love for humanity, forgiveness of sins, eternal life, truth, compassion, faith, hope, and living according to God’s divine purpose and commandments.

Christianity by AnInternetPerson May 5, 2026

Christian

Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.

Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life

boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours

Christian by urfavgirl<3 December 21, 2024

christian

a gay ass dummy.

when somebody gay, there name is probably christian!

christian by harimlolololol123 December 22, 2024

Christian

A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it

BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.

Christian by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025

Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer

Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!

Christian by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025