gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

Jay Crocker

-100% athletic
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague

"Anything interesting, sad, or scary to share," said Jay Crocker.

by Reagan and Katie jane March 8, 2024

Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch Cranker

Someone who ejaculates a batch of sperm during masturbation or after pulling out during sex.

I pulled out and blew a load all over her face and she started calling me batch cranker!

by BW68 March 15, 2024

Mr Crocker

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice

Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.

by rayslays March 18, 2024

butt cranker

Somebody who cranks butt

Marcus: I heard from John at the store that Chance is a butt cranker!

by check4567 July 12, 2024