A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
Get the crack cookiesmug. When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
Get the Do you want a cookiemug. A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
Get the danish cookiemug. Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.
"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
by l0v3xox October 28, 2022
Get the Cookie on quarantinemug. My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
Get the Ass cookiemug. The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
Get the Texas Mud Cookiemug. yummy expensive shit in Hypixel Skyblock, its only purpose is just to make sure your money is safe or to make more money
mom can i get a booster cookie
timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game
timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game
by bean burrito with extra cheese May 7, 2024
Get the booster cookiemug.