Alex

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement

Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

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The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

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Alex Laverne Andy

Little Ed sheeran lookalike also hates blue and green and hates gay people and is a Baka baddie

Alex Laverne Andy went to by cheese at the store

by Morphi October 17, 2021

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Alex Spiewak

The act of walking around one's house butt ass naked with a condom hanging off their dick.

Yoooo broooo, did you see that guy absolutely Alex Spiewak all over the living room??

by goblinmode87 September 25, 2022

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Alex

Cute as fuck and i wanna eat his butt in the daily no cap

Damn theres Alex sheeeeeeeesh

by Stinky head May 27, 2021

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Your best friend. They are better than everyone else that you know. Don't act like you don't agree because deep down you do. They somehow started dating and you didn't know about it until now. Sorry not sorry. They're the best don't fight it.

"Who's better? Me your mother or Alex your friend that you've known for 2 weeks."
"Alex."

by Fargus QUatntell May 24, 2023

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