Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 10, 2021

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Tom-Sladin

A person who is highly likely to be getting girls like every 2 weeks. The person may throw parties everyday.

Highly likely to drink before a test. Also a person who may become famous in the future and will give free tickets to his friend. A person who will be the next Leonardo DiCaprio.

My friend is a Tom-Sladin.

by Sandaru kangaroo March 18, 2019

Tom Norman

to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.

For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.

by nomanan October 08, 2018

King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.

King Tom V: Hello There.

by Jesusmagic December 21, 2008

Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.

by Wonderofmankind August 19, 2011

tom wilds dick

tom wilds dick can mean you have a tiny dick or a none existed dick

you defo have a tom wilds dick

by dipclat May 29, 2022