David

David is the type of guy to put metal in the microwave

God I hate that David guy what a bitch

by Davey Hater November 21, 2021

David Babymaker

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: Jimmy Intercourse and Ronald Reagan

You know who the best musician is? David Babymaker.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

David Suarez

He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life

David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.

by Pedestrian123acrossthestreet October 20, 2019

David

David is someone who rides underage, gets them all pregnant and jail is his 2nd home

I swear on my grandads grave she was 16

David

by anonymous August 11, 2024

David

A guy that’s obsessed with a girl named Tessa. He only wants her for her thunder thighs.

David is always talking about how he wants to be in between Tessa’s thunder thighs.

by Dhmsgsjjeje September 17, 2018

David

David, also known as Gayvid is closet faggot who refuses to come out of the closet. Anyone who knows him, knows he is the biggest semen guzzler and he takes it in the fudillo!

David is a faggot.

by Bstrd December 20, 2019

David silveria

The hottest fucking guy in the world

Girl 1: why is David silveria so fucking hot
Girl 2: idk but I need him to give me backshots

by StupidKuntyWhore July 14, 2024