Louisiana Crunch Cake

When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸

“Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”

by pinkpeppercorns August 14, 2019

Wedding Cake Syndrome

Prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.

Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.

Newly married man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"

Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."

Man: "Is there a cure?"

Friend: "Divorce."

by Brad TN August 1, 2010

boo boo cakes

An affectionate term used for a loved one.

Nerrisa: Markie! you're my Boo Boo
Markie: Nerrisa! you're my Boo Boo Cakes! A boo boo has to have something to eat right?

by ILNN26 January 8, 2008

German Knuckle Cake

German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.

Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.

by Pox March 23, 2006

Cincinnati Bundt Cake

A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant is that the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass instead of the face - in effect, glazing her posterior like a Bundt Cake.

There's nothing like a good Bukakke for an dinner, but I prefer a Cincinnati Bundt Cake for dessert!

by Ceedee October 11, 2006

pussy bitch cake

Someone in your group of friends that you all pick on. Kind of like Meg from Family Guy.

1.) David: Noah won't give me his damn CS: GO trading card, no matter how hard I try.

Alex: What a pussy bitch cake.

2.) *sees Noah walking by in the halls*

David: What's up, pussy bitch cake

by HyperNova February 28, 2015

belgian knuckle cake

Fisting a blue waffle with favorite topping then licking it off

Damn Girl! I would totally give you a Belgian knuckle cake

by Stemack February 1, 2018