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Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.
That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!
by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008
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Icarus Fart

A moment when an individual tries to force out a fart for the purpose of impressing your friends but then end up pooping in your own pants. Much like the story of Icarus, you have flown to close to the sun but instead of falling to your death, you have now shit your pants.
I had to go home for new underwear after I tried to force a fart in class yesterday but instead had an Icarus Fart in my pants.
by Dak Jak October 23, 2018
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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Fart Path

When an individual farts so profusely that wherever that individual goes it follows creating a path.
"Hey Butch, did you just shit your pants? it smells like ass over here."
"Billy, I ripped ass in the corner to the left. It probably just followed me in my fart path."
by hamsterjame2.0 April 6, 2019
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top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants
I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.
by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017
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Shallow Fart

A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.
I'm having really shallow farts right now" = "My contractions are getting closer together
by cannibal pete May 29, 2010
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dessert fart

When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.
Kutch: *Farts*

Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!

Kutch: You're welcome.
by Theosquatch April 25, 2014
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