a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!

b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.

c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
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Universal religion

High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders
Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?
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This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?
Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
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My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"
Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!
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Lo Traveling the Universe

Lo Traveling the Universe; Created by Starmo in either late 2022 or early 2023.
Is a magical girl web series following the characters of: Lo/Alora, Eislyn, Maho, and Yumeka.
Starmo has made several Lo Traveling the Universe "comics".
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Yappington University

A prestigious school in the city of Yappington, Rambleshire where the brightest students learn how to be professional yappers and chitchatters its currently one of the best universities in Rambleshire so far.
Person: You Know i go to harvard
Yappington student: bro i go to Yappington University
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Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.
“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”
by Libromancer June 08, 2021
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