Beef

When your having butt sex a sound similar to a fart happens but it’s not a fart but rather extremely similar to that of a queef. Since no doo doo gasses are expelled.
I was clapping her cheeks so hard I made her beef.
by PTFE February 16, 2022
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Roast beef

Roast beef is where the vaginal flaps look almost like a kebab dropped on the floor and picked back up shaped into a coochie this is nicknamed roast beef because peoples flaps can b brown
My coochie meow eow is not pink because I’m brown

RoAsT bEeF
by My dude maddy June 5, 2021
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Beef and Etc.

Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.

Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.

This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."

"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
by StrykersThrowaway December 28, 2023
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Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.
Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
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Bambi Beef

A term used in Arkansas/East Texas for venison
"Oh Steve went to Conway County this weekend and brought back some of that Bambi Beef"
by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021
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Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.
Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.
by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024
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