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Tom

He’s the best you could ever have

He’s funny and will care about you no matter what . He’ll give you time and space if you need it . But he hates you being sad . He spends time writing music and thinking about you

He’s misunderstood people say they don’t like him but they do

He’s weird but in a sweet way
by Charmedimsure12: May 15, 2022
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lil tom tom

Lil Tom Tom the realest. Lil tom tom goes on world tour with his fans and is a billionaire. He has the best rapper in the universe and has over 14 million followers.
Have you seen Lil tom tom, he's so cool.
by xxmagical March 4, 2022
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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.
by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021
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Tom nieb

An absolute machine bred and produced in Stoke on Trent This weapon thinks of the word physics amd just scissor kicks or into the cosmos

Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it
Oi Tom nieb is a pleb
by Boothy69 November 9, 2023
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Tom-foolery

The behavior of a "Black" person who is excessively deferential to white people or complicit in white oppression, often for personal gain or social acceptance.
"Attending Trump’s second inauguration wasn’t just a bad look—it was straight-up Tom-foolery."

or

"Dating preferences are personal, but when someone exclusively dates white partners while disparaging Black women, that starts to look like Tom-foolery."

or

"There’s a difference between making a living in adult entertainment and actively feeding into racist tropes. Performing under a name like ‘Mandingo’ or engaging in race-play content that glorifies slavery-era fantasies? That’s not just exploitation—that’s Tom-foolery."
by Shit-Talker February 12, 2025
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sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.
Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.
by shiegolas April 30, 2015
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Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!
“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”
by Rmorgen February 5, 2024
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