More like Stick Man in Poverty. Fattest Puss.io. Lifelong malnourishment. Edits bunda for a living. 1 like = 1 drop of water for Legend.
by ripUrbanDictionary October 14, 2021
I don't get it man, every chick for some reason gets real flirty with me and their boyfriends are getting mad at it for me
You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.
You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.
by Notsoaverageguyfr March 10, 2023
The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
by Kwivering Kwaker January 24, 2021
Can just be called Skrrt skrrt
Used to describe guys who listen to too much trap music and are inspired by It that they start dressing like the trap artists and will usually have short dreads .
Used to describe guys who listen to too much trap music and are inspired by It that they start dressing like the trap artists and will usually have short dreads .
That guy with blond dreads and ripped jeans is a skrrt skrrt.
Skrrt skrrt guys are always using trap song slang , it’s annoying.
Skrrt skrrt guys are always using trap song slang , it’s annoying.
by Venda Jedi September 27, 2019
Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.
Hop on stumble guys is defined as this
by Very little midget C Fog May 03, 2022
The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
by Lotsofgoats May 21, 2011
1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.
2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.
2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.
John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."
Jim: "Or else what?"
John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."
Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."
Jim: "Or else what?"
John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."
Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."
by Antonino G. July 05, 2009