Kielbasa in my taco

Euphemism for sex, usually used by a female.

"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."

Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:

"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."

by nash nacho August 1, 2008

Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009

my tacos are ready

when girl is wet enough to have sexual contact/intercourse

Cameron: "Are you ready for my andaconda?"

Susie: "yes,my tacos are ready big daddy"

by Drowy757 November 13, 2010

grand theft taco

Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.

Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.

by Muffdiver December 26, 2006

hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.

Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.

by matt April 13, 2005

Taco Bell Mexican

A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.

Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican

by Mr.LargeDial June 17, 2010

tacos al pastor

God's Tacos,man created a taco soo delicious, he created the concept of God to have something to compare it to. God met the taco al pastor, stood up, and gave it his chair. The Taco then made God shit himself in its greatness.

The only man equally badass to survive the taco AL pastor, is Luis Gasca, and he laughs in the face of "God", tacos al pastor are great.

by Luis Gasca May 25, 2006