dead-butch straight heterosexual

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.

Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!

by Braithwait July 27, 2006

you wanna get dead?

A goofy way to warn someone of the concequences if something is not done or they are in trouble.

guy 1: damnit I forgot about that project.

guy 2: but it's due today.

guy 1: whatever.

guy 2: you wanna get dead?

guy 1: 0.0

by annnnonnnnymous September 04, 2011

Raping a dead puppy

Attacking a defenceless being

By bothering telling that girl she is stupid you might as well be raping a dead puppy

by Samysam September 17, 2006

Revive Dead Memes Day

December 21st every year is Revive Dead Memes Day, on this day, and only this day, you can post dead memes.

Person 1: Revive Dead Memes Day is tomorrow, what memes are you going to be posting?
Person 2: doge
Person 1: I’m gonna post troll face
Person 2: good

by George08091 December 18, 2020

A Bucket Full of Dead Babies

A phrase only to be used when something is funny or cool.

This is about as fun as A Bucket Full of Dead Babies!A Bucket Full of Dead Babies A Bucket Full of Dead Babies A Bucket Full of Dead Babies A Bucket Full of Dead Babies A Bucket Full of Dead Babies A Bucket Full of Dead Babies A Bucket Full of Dead Babies

by Mr FuckMeGentlyPleaseLady December 15, 2008

DFC(DEAD FAMILY CLAN)

Its your family members that have past that are looking down on you and watching after you.

I HAVE ASKED MY DFC(dead family clan) TO WATCH OVER MY SON WHEN I AM NOT AROUND HIM.

by DevilGirl97 October 10, 2018

I diagnose you with dead

an intellectually Superior method of saying omae wa mou shindeiru

some faggot: "ha what a nerd"
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "

you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*

by memebiggay February 20, 2018