mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Crust power

A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust

DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS

by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022

Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Power Corner

A dominate cuck. Adding aggressive commentary when someone fucks your wife.

Man, Aidan invited me over to fuck his wife, but he was a power corner the whole time so it took me a while to finish.

by n8thanial November 16, 2017

power-grudge

when you dislike a person or a group of people in power.

when your manager tells you what to do and you reply with “hold on i got a power-grudge bro”

by lil bro 😎 November 27, 2023

power nap x

A very active power nap, that requires 2 participants, usually of opposite genders, where the female participant is usually passed out from exhaustion from ontercourse

She is barely alive, after the power nap x in the morning, she was working all night.

by SlapInTheJowels November 22, 2019

Power bottom

Guy who does 3 jobs at work when he only needs to do one!

Man frizzle is really a power bottom look how many jobs he volunteers to do as the bosses pet. Hes really a power bottom guy who loves to take it from management !

by Big Gesus 123 February 8, 2024