Poop Hoopin

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

i poop

A skyrim character I created AKA the real dragonborn

Person1: your not the dragonborn

Dovakin: I poop

by Idiotcowboy69 August 22, 2021

Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.

The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector

by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

amir poop

a sexy boy who is very hot and smart. if u know an amir poop you should definitely give him head and fuck him. you should ask him out and be his best friend.

“omg amir poop!!! he’s the best person in the world, i should ask him to be my friend and suck his dick”

by yas queen slayyy June 26, 2021

Red poop

poop that is red

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021

Poop acoustics

Blasting farts in a fully public toilet that is not binary specific.

Bro, your girlfriend walked in while i was on the toilet and said my poop acoustics were fantastic!

by AnEndlessChaos August 25, 2022