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The Kef 5

Was an event that took place between the evening hours of April 18th, 2022 to the morning of April 19th, 2022. 5 Junior Officers of the U.S Navy stationed in Keflavik, Iceland violated the liberty policy by returning to their quarters passed the mandated curfew. Subsequently, an investigation was launched in an attempt to contain late night shenanigans committed by Junior Officers. The parties involved were all sentenced to reenact the touring show “Disney on Ice” in front of a live audience whilst refraining from any alcohol consumption.
Joe: I can’t believe these idiots did this.. They’ll forever be known as “The Kef 5”!
Slots: Give it a year, and I’ll show you something better!
by TESTICLETWISTER March 17, 2024
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5 min hols

five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
by Krkič January 1, 2021
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#5

When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.
While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!
by Hairyballbag3 August 17, 2017
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Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.
Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!
by EL_PRO April 8, 2023
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February 5

Crush: will you go on a date with me because it’s February 5!! Me: yeah of course I will
by Charly@charly January 25, 2024
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5 homeless people

something you eat because you think its watermelon
its not
i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon
by I like penguinssss July 4, 2024
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5:21

... U R my silver lining 🌥
5:21
by Laanaa238 December 27, 2024
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