A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"
by Skinnytopbottom July 30, 2021
by CombineTheElite March 04, 2022
An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
by Piss House March 29, 2022
The kind of boy you meat and know it’s not time to date them yet, but let them marinate for a few years before digging in
Caitlin: What do you even see in him?
Sarah: He’s a nice piece of cheap beef, he’ll turn out alright.
Sarah: He’s a nice piece of cheap beef, he’ll turn out alright.
by ripplewaters January 21, 2023
The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.
by ripplewaters January 21, 2023
by Acuracy April 17, 2016
Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.
Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.
This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.
This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."
"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
by StrykersThrowaway December 28, 2023