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Money

Something you don’t have.
Bob likes money. Money don’t like bob. >:(
Bob goes broke.
by Snoozing_my_alarm November 5, 2022
mugGet the Moneymug.

Shat Money

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.
Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.
by texaspride1 January 11, 2012
mugGet the Shat Moneymug.

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.
I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!
by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
mugGet the Muscles, Men & Money Machinesmug.

money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
mugGet the money mulemug.

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones
by Count Orlok June 9, 2024
mugGet the blue money phonemug.

ill money butt

Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?
Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009
mugGet the ill money buttmug.

Cash Money

Lilly: the traffic is going super slow; I’m doing 55 in a 70. They can definitely speed up.

Tyler: it’s not very cash money of you. You can’t wait for nic
by T/R May 13, 2022
mugGet the Cash Moneymug.

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