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Muffin

Muffin/Muffinhead

A term that describes someone as annoying or obnoxious.
Person A: AUGHAUAUGH- I want milky >:(
Person B: Ugh, you're such a muffin
by Bluwucat June 25, 2021
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Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.
I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.
by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016
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Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny
Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!
by Evilgay February 19, 2022
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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.
I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017
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Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything
by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024
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Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014
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