muffin

code word for sex

man: damn i had a good muffin last night with this blonde.

by bookbinder1738 April 1, 2020

muffin dunk

The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.

Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.

by Bearded Superhero July 28, 2018

muffin trap

The act of sitting on someone’s face with your bare ass

yo dude the girl i was hanging out with last night tried to muffin trap me.

by C_ick77 August 18, 2025

Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?

Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins.

by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

Muffin

Someone who is both short and fat

R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person’

by Peninsula_69 August 9, 2024

turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.

Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!

by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024