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Mexican Dirty Donut

Verb: The act of getting with a fat dirty mexican chick and eating out her butthole which has large amounts of hair and pieces of poop stuck in it.
"Dude what's wrong?"
"The girls i took back to my place made me give her a Mexican Dirty Donut....."
"Ohh man that sucks, hows your breath smell?"
by Aliwishes November 2, 2010
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Mexican Ninja Star

The little white table top lookin things you get with your pizza. If bent out of shape, they resemble ninja stars.
Person 1: "Dude, we just had a mexican ninja star fight in the parking lot."
by WHENINDOUBT June 29, 2009
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sweet mexican jesus

a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens
dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.
by niggasense May 1, 2005
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mexican chili dog

When some one takes a shit on the girl chest and then titty fucks them.
Who wants a Mexican chili dog bitches!!!
by Bish and Cory March 25, 2007
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Mexican Torture Stick

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011
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Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.
Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.
by paulypizza November 10, 2012
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Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.
`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.
by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008
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